Russian
Circles*****
Deaf
Heaven *****
Astrohenge
*****
The
Scala
30th
April 2012
Beards.
Loads of beards. Plaid. More plaid. Another beard. With plaid. The hippest
looking crowd I’ve seen in a while are out in force tonight. There’s definitely
more than a Sailor Jerry soaked whiff of industry in the house. And a packed
house. Even for the first band.
Astrohenge
*****
Don’t
know where to start. But I’m not sure if I should have started at all. A kind
of uncomfortable mélange of Ozric Tentacles, The Damned, Chas And Dave, Les
Dawson, Vadis and Bullet for My Valentine boiled up and served on a bed of
wilting King Kurt with a Messhugah coulis. At least that’s what I think it
sounded like.
Zucchini ice cream anyone? |
Really couldn’t get to grips with it. They looked as though
they were having fun though. And a lot of the strong beards in the throng did
too. Nodding approval and whooping where required.
Didn’t hate them. Certainly
didn’t love them. The variety and bizarre ingredients just didn’t seem to work.
A bit like a bucket of mint choc ice cream mixed with courgettes and pickled
onion Monster Munch.
Rum. Very rum.
Deaf
Heaven*****
Even
more beards have crammed into the sweaty shoebox and a full, beautiful, complex
soundscape seduces the hipsters and hangers-on. Layers, textures, polyrhythms
and a cataract of cascading guitars weave a magical air of expectancy.
There’s
even Brandon Flowers-a-like lead singer sporting a jaunty Shoreditch fringe and
a strong beard swaying and getting into the vibe. Man. Then as the drummer
cues, he wanders up to the mic and Gaaaaarrrrrrr.. More gaaarrrrrrrrr. Then
some more gaaaarrrrrrrr. Gotta say, wasn’t expecting it. And, to be brutally
honest, wasn’t digging it. I love a good bit of screaming. As an underline. To
make a point. A neon highlight. Dramatic exaggeration. Anger. Bile. Vitriol.
Raw emotion. But this was, well, meh.
Greg
Puciato. Eva Spence. Andrew Groves. Steve Sitkowski. Sam Carter and their ilk
are masters of it. Even Corey Taylor gets it right occasionally. But tonight, the
dapper, achingly cool and Charismatic George Clark just turned into a fucking
annoying wasp interrupting a lovely pint of delicious summer cider. Just as you
keep delighting in the complex and satisfying beauty of your drink, the bloody
thing starts buzzing in your face and ruining the whole experience. His
screaming is so one dimensional and lacking any nuance or range, it becomes
tedious. And wearing. Like a distant wailing teenager repeating the same
monotonic whinge. With all the passion, edge, violence and bombast of a hedge
trimmer. Having seen monsieur Puciato put on a near perfect demonstration of
the art with the mighty DEP last week, Clark’s attempts are laughable and
futile by comparison. Shame. And a let-down to the rest of the very creditable
band. Awkward conversation needed.
So,
after wasp-interrupted beverage, what would Russian Circles serve up?
An
intoxicating, heady mix of post-metal, shoegazing complexity, full flavoured
brilliance, subtlety, beauty, brutality. Mesmerising, hypnotising heaviness,
luscious layers and loops, full bodied, big arsed riffs, runs and delicious
drops. And drums that describe riffs. Seriously. Riffs played on the drums.That’s fucking what.
I’ve
not watched a gig with my eyes closed since an Afghan-black hampered Hawkwind
gig in Chelmsford over 20 years ago, but tonight, I couldn’t do anything else.
Aided by no lightshow whatsoever (initially a major disappointment, as shows
are meant to be just that, shows – but soon forgiven as I slowly ‘got it’) I
got totally and utterly lost in the moment. Gloriously long and complex
passages lulled and caressed my genitals, then thunderous climaxes and drops
kicked me squarely on the bellend. This was a non-chemical aided dreamy journey
with drama, danger, ecstasy and explosions on the way. The so sadly late,
lamented Oceansize are the only band that have come as close to engendering
such a hazy reverie. But tonight, I reached a new level of escape. I came out
of the Scala feeling like I’d just been swimming in bong water for two hours.
Totally numbed. Totally seduced. Totally lost. Totally torn a new one. Wow.
This is
what I smoked:
Carpe
Harper Lewis
309
Geneva
Batu
Youngblood
Mladek
Death Rides A
Horse
Here's a vid of Harper Lewis from the night:
Here's a vid of Harper Lewis from the night:
Boom.
Before I go, as a very sad post script, I must just mention that Fei Comodo have announced they're calling it a day. A truly fresh, original and talented young British band. They will be sadly missed. I just want to wish Marc and the boys all the best with future endeavours. And thanks for some great tunes lads. I'll be there at their final London gig in July with a lump in my old throat I'm sure.
Before I go, as a very sad post script, I must just mention that Fei Comodo have announced they're calling it a day. A truly fresh, original and talented young British band. They will be sadly missed. I just want to wish Marc and the boys all the best with future endeavours. And thanks for some great tunes lads. I'll be there at their final London gig in July with a lump in my old throat I'm sure.
More tunes soon. Bwoooar!